When I go out drinking with my best friends from...
Me watching the Olympics at age 9: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 13: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 17: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Watching gymnastics during the Olympics
Me: Oh my God. Is that even physically possible? How? What? Oh they better get an awesome score for this.
Commentator: Ouch that is going to get them at least a two point deduction.
Me: WHAAAAAA? HOW? WHY?
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
i feel like it shouldn’t be this hard to find a decent coral blazer. ugh.
(My) sixth grade teacher asked, ‘What do you want to do in life?’ and obviously...– Max Talbot (via agametimedecision)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
oh hey, follow me on twitter. i'm needy.
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