i would just like to fucking vent about this. my birthday is may 2nd. i bought a cute ass dress and some cute ass heels to wear to campus and look sexy being 20 all day long. then when i wake up all excited that morning, that beautiful monday morning, i pop my head off my pillow, pumped to get all cuted up, i see outside that there is two motherfucking inches of snow on the ground. hell hath no fury like a woman who has to wear uggs and her fleece in may on her BIRTHDAY.